WARNING : DON ' T OFFER DUIT KOPI FROM NOW ON!
DEAR FRIENDS
If you have ever paid or are thinking of paying ' Coffee Money ' when stopped for traffic or other offences, DON ' T EVER Do This Again.
The traffic department (JPJ) has recently started a campaign to be rid of corruption. Every Officer on duty will be rewarded with RM100.00 if they report each case of bribery to the department.
This is how they do (trick you into) it. They will note down the details of your IC/MyKad, and ask you how you want to settle ( ' Macam mana nak selesai? ' )
If you indicate yes or even offer to give them any money, they will report the incident by rejecting your ' Kopi Money ' and get the RM100.00 instead as an incentive for their integrity and ' Honest ' pubicity.
This means that You will end up having a summon issued to you and perhaps a charge for bribery.
SO DON ' T PAY DUIT KOPI AGAIN, especially if you hope to go free with a lesser amount of money compared to the fine. Even if you want to pay over RM200, the JPJ Officers would rather have a ' good ' name than to take your kopi money.
Just beware of their trick because the cops are now accumulating ' cookies ' points for their promotion and pay increment - with your help if possible. They should have done this to stop corruption long time ago... but anyway it ' s better late than never, right?
SPREAD THIS MESSAGE TO EDUCATE OTHERS ON THIS NEW ANTI-RASUAH POLICY! AND DON ' T YOU DARE TO CORRUPT ANY JPJ OR EVEN POLICE OFFICERS AGAIN!
Friday, July 17, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Men's Health Info
Somethings I found from msn...some very usefull stuff to share I think...and u like to think watever u like...its call
"The Sex Detective Is In!!"(pls dun narrow ur mind)
You can glean a ton about a guy's libido and reproductive health just by eyeballing him. Harry Fisch, MD, author of Size Matters, reveals how to read the clues.
A guy may talk a big game and wear jeans that are tighter than Adam Levine's, but that doesn't mean he has what it takes to keep up with you in the sack...or get you knocked up when you're ready. The real signs of a highly sexual male are a lot more subtle and surprising. According to urologist Harry Fisch, the following six traits and behaviors indicate that a man is truly made for action.
He's Trim Around the Middle
You've no doubt heard that a dude with a gut is more likely to keel over from a heart attack later in life, but it's also a bad sign in the sexual realm. Testosterone is broken down more quickly in belly fat. So that big stomach? It's literally sucking him dry of the stuff.
"Testosterone is the gas that drives the car," Dr. Fisch says. "If it's low, he's going to be low on gas. He'll be tired, he's not going to be able to exercise very much, he's less likely to be in the mood, and his fertility will be lower because a guy needs a certain level of testosterone to produce sperm."
Waist size is especially a concern if your guy is over 30, when metabolism slows and testosterone levels decrease by about 1 percent each year.
He's Got Guns(here is where it say tat guys need to be musclar XD)
If a great sex life is high on your list of priorities, find a guy who's trim and jacked. "Someone who regularly works out and lifts weights is likely to have a higher libido," says Dr. Fisch. That's because the body needs testosterone to build muscle mass, so if he has Mario Lopez-like biceps, he usually has more of the hormone. You can't say the same for men who are "skinny fat" — you know, the tall, thin guy who has a body like a noodle. "If he's too scrawny, he's not going to have a lot of testosterone or a strong sex drive," Dr. Fisch says. "Unfortunately, working out can only boost a guy's testosterone levels to a point, and some men will never build big muscles because they don't have high enough levels."
He Parties Smart(no smoking for my dear friend?)
Smoking and heavy drinking have the same effect on a guy's mojo as a Rosie O'Donnell striptease. "Smoking constricts blood vessels, which means there's less blood flowing to his penis," Dr. Fisch says. This may cause him to have problems getting — and maintaining — an erection. Downing more than three drinks also can leave him limp because alcohol is a central-nervous-system depressant, which once again, limits blood flow to his penis. So a guy who knocks back lots of cocktails? He's probably not going to be the life of the party in bed.
His Testicles Are in Top Shape(size checking pls XD)
You can learn even more about a guy's long-term sexual potential once his pants are off. First, check out his testicles: Each should be the size of a walnut(go do some check-up for urself), says Dr. Fisch, and they should be nearly equal, though small differences are normal. If one is considerably smaller — say, the size of a cherry — then that's a fertility red flag. Around 95 percent of a testicle is made up of sperm-producing cells, and 5 percent is made up of testosterone-producing cells. A smaller testicle makes for a smaller sperm factory.
While you're feeling around down there, note how heated his boys get. "If his testicles run hot, it could be due to a group of pronounced veins in the scrotum, called a varicocele," says Dr. Fisch. "These veins are filled with warm blood, and the extra heat reduces sperm count." A varicocele can be flat or raised and can look similar to a group of varicose veins in the legs. To find out for sure if he has one, cup his balls and firmly — but gently — run your thumb along the scrotal skin, being careful to check for raised portions or lumps (which may feel like coiled string).
He Has Stellar Semen(amount and taste checking XD)
You can glean a lot from the volume, clarity, and taste of a man's semen. A guy's ejaculate should be about half a teaspoon. If he's producing less, it could mean he's been ejaculating a lot from sex or masturbation or that he has an infection or blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, Dr. Fisch says.
Semen is mostly fluid, but about 1 percent of it is sperm, which is what gives it a cloudy appearance. If you notice a man's ejaculate has a watery consistency instead of a creamy one, he likely has a low sperm count and he may have difficulty fathering kids. As for taste, "a guy's semen is a mixture of fluid that contains sugar — fructose — from the seminal vesicles and a salty taste from the prostate," Dr. Fisch says. If a man is having sex or masturbating frequently, as in every day or several times a day, he's going to deplete the fructose-containing fluid, so his semen will taste saltier. If he hasn't ejaculated in a while, it's going to be sweeter.
"The Sex Detective Is In!!"(pls dun narrow ur mind)
You can glean a ton about a guy's libido and reproductive health just by eyeballing him. Harry Fisch, MD, author of Size Matters, reveals how to read the clues.
A guy may talk a big game and wear jeans that are tighter than Adam Levine's, but that doesn't mean he has what it takes to keep up with you in the sack...or get you knocked up when you're ready. The real signs of a highly sexual male are a lot more subtle and surprising. According to urologist Harry Fisch, the following six traits and behaviors indicate that a man is truly made for action.
He's Trim Around the Middle
You've no doubt heard that a dude with a gut is more likely to keel over from a heart attack later in life, but it's also a bad sign in the sexual realm. Testosterone is broken down more quickly in belly fat. So that big stomach? It's literally sucking him dry of the stuff.
"Testosterone is the gas that drives the car," Dr. Fisch says. "If it's low, he's going to be low on gas. He'll be tired, he's not going to be able to exercise very much, he's less likely to be in the mood, and his fertility will be lower because a guy needs a certain level of testosterone to produce sperm."
Waist size is especially a concern if your guy is over 30, when metabolism slows and testosterone levels decrease by about 1 percent each year.
He's Got Guns(here is where it say tat guys need to be musclar XD)
If a great sex life is high on your list of priorities, find a guy who's trim and jacked. "Someone who regularly works out and lifts weights is likely to have a higher libido," says Dr. Fisch. That's because the body needs testosterone to build muscle mass, so if he has Mario Lopez-like biceps, he usually has more of the hormone. You can't say the same for men who are "skinny fat" — you know, the tall, thin guy who has a body like a noodle. "If he's too scrawny, he's not going to have a lot of testosterone or a strong sex drive," Dr. Fisch says. "Unfortunately, working out can only boost a guy's testosterone levels to a point, and some men will never build big muscles because they don't have high enough levels."
He Parties Smart(no smoking for my dear friend?)
Smoking and heavy drinking have the same effect on a guy's mojo as a Rosie O'Donnell striptease. "Smoking constricts blood vessels, which means there's less blood flowing to his penis," Dr. Fisch says. This may cause him to have problems getting — and maintaining — an erection. Downing more than three drinks also can leave him limp because alcohol is a central-nervous-system depressant, which once again, limits blood flow to his penis. So a guy who knocks back lots of cocktails? He's probably not going to be the life of the party in bed.
His Testicles Are in Top Shape(size checking pls XD)
You can learn even more about a guy's long-term sexual potential once his pants are off. First, check out his testicles: Each should be the size of a walnut(go do some check-up for urself), says Dr. Fisch, and they should be nearly equal, though small differences are normal. If one is considerably smaller — say, the size of a cherry — then that's a fertility red flag. Around 95 percent of a testicle is made up of sperm-producing cells, and 5 percent is made up of testosterone-producing cells. A smaller testicle makes for a smaller sperm factory.
While you're feeling around down there, note how heated his boys get. "If his testicles run hot, it could be due to a group of pronounced veins in the scrotum, called a varicocele," says Dr. Fisch. "These veins are filled with warm blood, and the extra heat reduces sperm count." A varicocele can be flat or raised and can look similar to a group of varicose veins in the legs. To find out for sure if he has one, cup his balls and firmly — but gently — run your thumb along the scrotal skin, being careful to check for raised portions or lumps (which may feel like coiled string).
He Has Stellar Semen(amount and taste checking XD)
You can glean a lot from the volume, clarity, and taste of a man's semen. A guy's ejaculate should be about half a teaspoon. If he's producing less, it could mean he's been ejaculating a lot from sex or masturbation or that he has an infection or blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, Dr. Fisch says.
Semen is mostly fluid, but about 1 percent of it is sperm, which is what gives it a cloudy appearance. If you notice a man's ejaculate has a watery consistency instead of a creamy one, he likely has a low sperm count and he may have difficulty fathering kids. As for taste, "a guy's semen is a mixture of fluid that contains sugar — fructose — from the seminal vesicles and a salty taste from the prostate," Dr. Fisch says. If a man is having sex or masturbating frequently, as in every day or several times a day, he's going to deplete the fructose-containing fluid, so his semen will taste saltier. If he hasn't ejaculated in a while, it's going to be sweeter.
He Takes Just Long Enough(too long is not gud)
You don't need a PhD to know that a guy who comes too fast can put a damper on your sex life (anything less than 2 minutes is considered premature ejaculation). But a man who takes forever to peak despite being hard also may be cause for concern. For one, he may be giving himself a hand too often. "Some men masturbate so much that they know their trigger points and it becomes more difficult for them to come inside a woman," Dr. Fisch says. It could also indicate that he's on an antidepressant or anti-anxiety medication, which can cause prolonged ejaculation.
Biggest Guy Sex Myths
We felt compelled to clear up some misconceptions.
- Despite common belief, the size of a man's hands and feet has nothing to do with the size of his penis.
- If a guy is big all around — say, he's a 6-foot-4 football player — that doesn't mean he's going to have a humdinger of a hummer. And a small guy could be very well hung.
- A veiny penis does not indicate that a guy has a problem. In fact, it's totally normal.
- Hairiness has zero correlation with virility. Men with hairy chests are genetically predisposed to it — it has nothing to do with testosterone. Similarly, if a guy is balding, it's not a sign that his libido will be lacking. In some cases, it actually may suggest that he has more testosterone.
- Not every man masturbates regularly. About 5 percent of the male population doesn't do it
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Falled Sick
haihz...wat a poor month...first my car then now sick wat else is coming???
sick from monday 2 something at the noon...sleep at the office till finish work...i bet u was think like (wa...no need to work??)lolz...sick liao how to work wo??
hv to drive back home alone on the way back keep on eating candy...XD
went back home eat some bread n med thn sleep till 12 something go back to my room n sleep again...XD
today wake up at 9 something...eat some bread n med sleep again...lolz...pig~
wat up at noon eat bread again (seinz) n med too...go back to the sofa n sleep again...lolz...XD till now still feel a bit sick...but dun wanna sleep anymore la...like pig~ onli...lolz...
sick from monday 2 something at the noon...sleep at the office till finish work...i bet u was think like (wa...no need to work??)lolz...sick liao how to work wo??
hv to drive back home alone on the way back keep on eating candy...XD
went back home eat some bread n med thn sleep till 12 something go back to my room n sleep again...XD
today wake up at 9 something...eat some bread n med sleep again...lolz...pig~
wat up at noon eat bread again (seinz) n med too...go back to the sofa n sleep again...lolz...XD till now still feel a bit sick...but dun wanna sleep anymore la...like pig~ onli...lolz...
Sunday, July 12, 2009
A Start Of My BAD Luck?
Hmmm...very bad luck this few days...
Friday went to Houz with friend...then let those stupid police block me...n let them "sikl sui" liao Rm50...zzz
Saturday went to eat with friend...the stupid motorcycle fall on my car...T.T
Sunday go to jj for interview(not i interview but Mr.Yam Yam) then bcoz of Mr.Raymond Lam come to JJ so many ppl at there so i also dun wanna go in n park at outside...then when go back to take my car so handicap minded ppl scrathes my car...grrrr....if i noe who is the handicap minded ppl i help his call get a new paint job...uuhhhhh!!!!!
Friday went to Houz with friend...then let those stupid police block me...n let them "sikl sui" liao Rm50...zzz
Saturday went to eat with friend...the stupid motorcycle fall on my car...T.T
Sunday go to jj for interview(not i interview but Mr.Yam Yam) then bcoz of Mr.Raymond Lam come to JJ so many ppl at there so i also dun wanna go in n park at outside...then when go back to take my car so handicap minded ppl scrathes my car...grrrr....if i noe who is the handicap minded ppl i help his call get a new paint job...uuhhhhh!!!!!
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
who say aunty dunno rap?
visit her blog laozhabor.blogspot.com
if cant view pls kindly click the link below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqC9Nvx3QUA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edzeusvip%2Ecom%2FForums%2Fviewtopic%2Ft%3D4923%2Ehtml&feature=player_embedded
if cant view pls kindly click the link below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqC9Nvx3QUA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edzeusvip%2Ecom%2FForums%2Fviewtopic%2Ft%3D4923%2Ehtml&feature=player_embedded
Monday, July 6, 2009
today learn something new from digi clown...n this is wat i made from wat i learn...lolz...XD
note:nothings much nt same...just the tail part nt same onli...
after the roadshow straight head for dinner(force to)...so i went to a korean bbq restorant as below pic...the things inside is quite same with 2plus1...but its even much more better then the 2plus1...
look at the pan...this is wat usual n others look like when u cook something on it...but they dun need to clean it by urself...when ur pan look like this they will change it for u...
gud as new...^^save time save strenght...
they even got soup,rice,sandwich,sushi,fried noodle n others stuff to eat instant no need to cook...
this is the most delicious desert...especially the roll stuff...dunno wat it calll....lolz...XD
any last but not less the bill...as u can c...its RM32.89 per pac so its just a bit expensive then the 2plus1 n they got many service n delicious food....^^
for the location i dunno how to tell...lolz...XD
erm...from old town at ebox just at the end of the street...lolz..XD
NOTE:U NEED TO BOOK FOR TABLE AT DOWNSTAIR TO GET THOSE SERVICE
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